I'm watchin' you!
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("Er, ah, humor, that is!")
Some of the following Halloween jokes are not very "GHOUL." Some are really, really "BAT" jokes, but there are a few
that are a "SCREAM." We thought they were better than a "bite on the neck!"
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And now. . . prepare to smile. Hope you don't blow a casket! (Hee! Hee!)
What do goblins and ghosts eat for breakfast?
Ghost Toasties, Scream of Wheat, Pentagram Crackers with Poisenbury Jam and Brain Muffins
What do goblins and ghosts drink when they're hot and thirsty on Halloween?
Ghoul-aid, Apple Spider and Bloody Marys.
What is the favorite food of mathematicians?
How can you make a Jack-o-lantern stop smoking?
Make him wear a pumpkin patch
What do you get when you drop a pumpkin?
What is a Mummie's favorite type of music?
Why do demons and ghouls hang out together?
Because demons are a ghouls best friend.
What's a monster's favorite bean?
What do you call a witch who lives at the beach?
Where does a ghost go on Saturday night?
Anywhere where he can BOO-gie.
What do ghosts say when something is really neat?
Why did the ghost go into the bar?
Why did the game warden arrest the ghost?
He didn't have a haunting license.
Why didn't the skeleton dance at the party?
He had no body to dance with.
Where does Count Dracula usually eat his lunch?
What happens when a ghost gets lost in the fog?
Where did the goblin throw the football?
Why is a ghost such a messy eater?
Because he is always a goblin.
What do you call a goblin who gets too close to a bonfire?
What tops off a ghost's ice cream sundae?
What do you give a skeleton for valentine's day?
Bone-bones in a heart shaped box.
What is a vampires favorite holiday?
What kind of makeup do ghosts wear?
Who was the most famous ghost detective?
Who was the most famous witch detective?
Who was the most famous skeleton detective?
Who was the most famous French skeleton?
Which building does Dracula visit in New York?
The Vampire State Building.
Where do most werewolves live?
In HOWLlywood, California.
Where do most goblins live?
in North and South Scarolina.
Where does a ghost refuel his porche?
What do you call a little monsters parents?
What do you get when you cross a black cat with a lemon?
"Spook"tacular Fact: The state of Illinois is the top producing pumpkin state!
123Greetings.com - Send a friend a "Spooky" greeting card! It's FREE!
Cartoon Fun #1 with Todd Gallina.com - Rated PG13 - (This page requires the flash plug-in.)
Cartoon Fun #2 with Todd Gallina.com - Rated PG13 - (This page requires the flash plug-in.)
Halloween Trick or Treat Sun Signs
Visit our Spooky Book Store - Halloween books galore!
The 12 Days of Halloween - Gather round boils and ghouls, it's time for a sing-a-long!
www.Find-a-Grave.com - See the graves of thousands of famous people from around the world. If you dare!
www.Holidays.Kaboose.com - You'll find fun coloring pages, online games and more. If you haven't carved the pumpkin yet, check out the tips.
www.Hersheys.com/trickortreats - Take a tour of a fun virtual haunted house on Hershey's site. This one won't give the kids nightmares. Rather, it will teach them about the history behind Halloween.
Howl-O-Ween Video - (Okay for children)
To contact Larry James. . .
P.O. Box 12695
Scottsdale, AZ 85267-2695
Fax 480 998-2173
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